Toddler terrorist wearing explosive nappy, potential stink bomb
The Independent on Sunday (January 4th 2015) has reported that,
I was “inspired” (pardon to pun) to write a short poem dedicated to all those involved in this new War On Toddlers…
How to spot a toddler terrorist
When your baby wants to give bayah
Its difficult to know what to do
If you’ve spawned a radicalized rascal
Prevent will come looking for you
Terrorist toddlers are tiresome
Give ISIS a run for their money
Single minded, obstreperous, fearless
Your child is a right little sonny
His favourite film is Four Lions
Doodles look like a black flag
Growing his hair past his shoulders
Hiding strange things in a bag
He’d rather go Nusra than nursery
Is training his mates how to fight
Eats jihadi pancakes for dinner
“Kafir” is his favourite sound bite
Developed a liking for kittens
Is studying a map of Iraq
T- shirt he wears says “Al Qaeda”
Granny is starting to crack
He’s reading the Anarchist Cookbook
Trading in SIM cards with others
Making a martyrdom video
Distressing the middle-class mothers
If only this kid could be “normal”
Perhaps they should try for another
Things didn’t go quite as expected
He now has a Taliban brother!
Carol Anne Grayson (2015)
Carol Anne Grayson is an independent writer/researcher on global health/human rights and is Executive Producer of the Oscar nominated, Incident in New Baghdad. She is a Registered Mental Nurse with a Masters in Gender Culture and Development. Carol was awarded the ESRC, Michael Young Prize for Research 2009, and the COTT ‘Action = Life’ Human Rights Award’ for “upholding truth and justice”. She is also a survivor of US “collateral damage”.
Carol Anne Grayson (Radical Sister) blog 
haha love this Carol… the only thing we can do to get through this all if to find a way to laugh it off..this is great !